So I'm walking outside in Animal Crossing and it suddenly occurs to me, where do the animals in my village go to the toilet when they have no toilet in their house, then it occurs to me that they're animals--MOTHER OF GOD...
I would kiss you but you're a frog and one of two things would happen:
1 would be you'd turn into a prince
2 would be I would start hallucinating
you don't have to imagine it, my wallaby, you can look it up yourself on the ol' didgeriwatchamacallit
girls are like geysers
my prediction: apj bae will remain beautiful
Girls are like geysers, they're both astonishing to look at
Thoughts on me having some random friend on my snapchat who only ever messages me when I update my story and it's always "hi xxxx" "how are you xxxx" and "good xxxx" and then nothig
our RE teacher said that everyone in the room has had alcohol, and then Archie said I hadn't but they misunderstood and so my re teacher replied with "You drink handwash?"
maybe drinking handwash just turns you into a murderer
@Apj you're a dictator at not watching cartoons with cake girls
They even woke me up at 4 AM for a blood test -:(
dude imagine if you got deja vu on all your exams
like legit, I've been walking through London for a whole day and my glasses stayed virtually clean, but then when I'm in school for 6 hours it's like a vietnamese war scene
Shark you can be the awkward family member no one is quite sure is actually meant to be there
Perapin could be there welcoming everyone in!
today one of my friends showed us he's a moderator on some truck forum so I joke she could say that's past experience for the job interview then they said "you could say you're a chat moderator on the club penguin wiki" i managed to save it quickly and be like "well ya 4 years ago tho" i dunno how the hell they knew that
basically one of the guys in our class (who got ungradeable in EVERY subject) had to stay behind afterschool to catch-up on IT, and he clicked "no" when it asked if he wanted to save so he had to spend ALL six lessons today doing it over in IT
Apj bae, think we'll get a trump cameo in this year's DW Christmas special?
oh my gucciness!!! this is rather a fuzzy pickle!
not gonna lie your avatar is (poop)
But... do Drybones and Chat moderator belong In the Same sentence?
black female disabled transgender attack helicopter
knowing how much britain has enjoyed taking a nice steamy crap on doctor who lately, capaldi leaving will prolly just be a side-note
also did my iPad seriously autocorrect to "violate cuppa"
youve been kidnapped and held hostage in a room, you have the choice to watch Class for the whole day, or Smith Who, which would you choose @apj bae
I'd pick riyita because his name is shorter to read than saraapril
vic has nice hair
The admins are trusted users who are mature, and since the candidates don't know what they're saying, there's nod Rama
I've seen a teacher kiss a kid before in year 4 I had this really weird teacher and my friend did some good work or something, I went up to her with him he went up first he gave her the work, and she hugged and kissed him
I had this kid in my old school who I think got expelled in the end, who was basically the biggest bully in the school, on my first day there my mate was like "This is TJ, he's new" and the guy was like "What? New as in born yesterday?" (bear in mind this was 2nd grade) feelings = battered
oh and prolly more extreme, I bit my best friend's hair
I live on milk
ok but real talk who's job is it to paint the american flag on naked women
ok but real talk is it legal to stand in a street with literally nothing on in new york because there were police officers everywhere and they didn't care